A bright green plastic mini-bag of fudgie petite cookies shouldn’t be that difficult to open, right?
But I honestly can’t be the only one this has happened to…

1. I am overly excited to consume the little cookies, after 5 hours of waiting.
2. I pull at the sides of the plastic bag.
3. I raise an eyebrow. Is there a reason this bag isn’t opening?
4. I pull harder, and the bag doesn’t budge.
5. “That’s it,” I speak to the bag (my sanity is all but gone at this point), “Just… OPEN!”
6. I give one last yank at the bag.
7. The little delicious fudgie cookies explode all over my floor.
8. “Damnit…”

9. Repeat stages 1-8 with barbeque potato chips.