dating profiles you might want to avoid

  • “There are no skeletons in my closet! 🙂 Well, okay, there are two. But they’re for research purposes, I swear.”
  • “Enjoys romantic candle-lit dinners, because electricity is the devil’s spindle.”
  • “Comes with minimal baggage! May need to borrow your clothes from time to time.”
  • “My mom says she’ll do your laundry too!”
  • “Looking for a female, ages 18-21. Must love to watch Whitney.”
  • “Trust me, I don’t play games. World of Warcraft is a way of life.”
  • “I’m a big fan of honesty. Abe Lincoln once called me the most honest person he’d ever met.”
  • “Must love dogs and not be a female one ;)”
  • “Enjoys long walks on the beach and running away from the coast guard.”
  • “Looking to share a life, not an iPad, or a soda, or a bathroom. Keep the toilet seat up, woman.”
  • “Looking for someone easygoing and fun- anything for Youtube views, am I right? ;)”
  • “I’m not looking for anything serious- that’s what my wife is for.”