I wrote and wrote and wrote and wrote
And wrote and wrote and wrote,
I read and edited pieces about
Fruit, and ‘Tubbies,
And weddings,
And walrus,
And
A special goat.

Then I packed and packed and packed
And shipped off to a space,
Where Eidah Hey
took over my mind,
Leaving pineapples in
Its trace.

Then I flew and flew and flew and flew
To San Diego and LA,
Saw the Nerd Herd,
Met the writer of Big,
Tried on some hats,
Saw a panda,
And hung with familay.

Um…

I’ve pretty much established at this point that this form totally isn’t working… New approach:

Thanks so much to everyone who made my summer crazy, and for actually reading the semi-funny stuff I decided to post! You guys are super cool, and maybe I’ll continue this at some point during the year.

For now, I’m getting ready for senior picture day tomorrow and complaining about my toe that hurts… feeling a bit more like a senior citizen at this point…

Hope everyone had a fantastic time procrastinating to the beat of my off-beat writing! Enjoy the last seconds of your summer!

HA! Get it? That was one last joke! This is slightly uber depressing!

See ya later, kiddos. Good luck!